Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Impatient 10 Points
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Chatterbox 25 Points
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Oblivious 25 Points
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Dead 50 Points
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Table Groper 10 Points
Try to grab all the tables.
Carpet Thief 25 Points
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Workaholic 50 Points
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Good Call 5 Points
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Sorry Wilson 10 Points
Lose Wilson too early.
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Armed & Dangerous 10 Points
Find a spare set of arms
Comedy Gold 10 Points
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Fonz Whisperer 10 Points
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
I Have Crabs! 10 Points
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Afterlife Affection 25 Points
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Bob Buddy 25 Points
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Eye For Value 25 Points
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Snowcone Savior 25 Points
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talkative 50 Points
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Dino Master 100 Points
Beat the entire game.
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Into The Darkness 5 Points
Survive the first encounter.
The Green Death 5 Points
Survive the second encounter.
Blind survivalist 10 Points
Cut down 20 enemies in 180 survival mode.
Cackles In The Dark 10 Points
Survive the third encounter.
The Wilds, They Hunger 10 Points
Survive the fourth encounter.
Death From Above 25 Points
Survive the fifth encounter.
Many Blades, Many Bodies 25 Points
Survive the sixth encounter.
One Man Army 25 Points
Survive the eighth encounter.
The Lethal Swordsman 25 Points
Cut down 100 enemies in 180 survival mode.
Trichotomy Of Horror 25 Points
Survive the seventh encounter.
A Worthy Opponent 50 Points
Survive the ninth encounter.
Death Has A Sword 50 Points
Cut down 250 enemies in 180 survival mode.
Your Eyes Are Open 50 Points
Complete the story mode.
Don't Need Eyes 100 Points
Cut down 100 enemies in 360 degrees survival mode.
Eternal Darkness 100 Points
Complete the 360 degrees story mode.
New Friend 5 Points
Complete level 1
Trust Exercise 5 Points
Complete level 4
Bridge 10 Points
Complete level 10
Vicarious? 10 Points
Complete level 7
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Knowledge Peeker 5 Points
Visit the codex for the first time.
DEAD! 5 Points
there all dead
EDD's 5 Points
World
Hans off! 5 Points
Can't touch this.
HE WOBBLES... 5 Points
but he doesn't fall down
KFC 5 Points
who you call'n chicken?
Knowledge Creeper 5 Points
Visit the codex 10 times.
Knowledge Seeker 5 Points
Visit the codex 50 times.
Mariachi Mang 5 Points
¿Dónde está mi cerveza
only $5 each 5 Points
there you go... good bye!
orsppA 5 Points
???
Paradox 5 Points
Who will interview the interviewmen?
PLEASE HELP! 5 Points
The shade man has locked me in his basment, i am a 16 year old girl. The shade man wips me all day, send help, call the cops... I can get free. My balls are really sore. He is sick. I don't know how much longer I can go on.
Psycho? 5 Points
maybe.
Secret pixel hand shake. 5 Points
...
Sexual Decapoda 5 Points
Nephropidae
Supa Sumba Pawdy. 5 Points
Cake and apple pie.
The bees Justin... 5 Points
Why wount me baby drink his milk Justin?
This is madness! 5 Points
Yes it is.
to mod, or not to mod? 5 Points
that is the ummmm somthing...
YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH... 5 Points
HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH... 5 Points
I'm almost done.
FUL of P 10 Points
hhhmmmmm.
Knowledge Keeper 10 Points
Visit the codex 100 times.
THE KING OF THE PORTAL! 10 Points
He will always be to me...
Ladies' Man 25 Points
Finish the letter after bumping into every girl.
Hall Monitor 10 Points
Walk for at least 60 seconds without stopping.
Less Than Three 100 Points
Finish the letter without more than 3 students ever seeing you at once.
Speed Reader 50 Points
Finish the letter in less than 90 seconds.
Teacher's Pet 5 Points
Find the kitty.
Bookworm 50 Points
Read for at least 45 seconds without stopping.
Meddling Kid 10 Points
Interrupt at least 10 conversations.
Germaphobe 100 Points
Finish the letter without touching any students or walls.
Procrastinator 25 Points
Finish the letter with less than 5 seconds left.
Heartless 5 Points
Let the clock run out without reading the letter at all.
